
Two and a Half Men
A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
Two and a Half Men
A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
Two and a Half Men
A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

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Episode 1: Original Pilot - Most Chicks Won't Eat Veal
In the original filming of the pilot Blythe Danner played Evelyn Harper, but due to her schedule she...
Episode 2: Jake's A Regular Kid
Episode 3: Jennifer Taylor on Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer Marriage Problems
Episode 4: Jon Cryer wins an Emmy for Two and a Half Men at the 2009 Primetime Emmy Awards
Episode 5: Behind the Scenes
Episode 6: Finding Angus
Episode 7: Getting Charlie Sheen
Episode 8: Jennifer Taylor
Episode 9: Jon's Advice to Charlie
Episode 10: Mama's Boys
Episode 11: Marin Hinkle
Episode 12: Two and a Half Men and CSI - Behind the Scenes Cross Over
Episode 13: Two and a Half Men and CSI - Behind the Scenes Cross Over 2
Episode 14: Bloopers Season 01
Episode 15: Bloopers Season 02
Episode 16: Bloopers Season 03
Episode 17: Bloopers Season 04
Episode 18: Bloopers Season 05
Episode 19: Bloopers Season 06
Episode 20: Bloopers Season 07
Episode 21: Bloopers Season 08
Episode 22: Bloopers Season 09
Episode 23: Bloopers Season 10
Episode 24: Bloopers Season 11
Episode 25: Bloopers Season 12

Episode 26: Two and a Half Men - In the Beginning
Making of the pilot with series creator Chuck Lorre and the main casts.

Episode 27: Two man talking about Two and a Half Men
Series creators Chuck Lorre and Lee Aronsohn swap stories about Season 4.

Episode 28: The 100th episode of Two and a Half Men

Episode 29: "Must Pause TV" - The story of Chuck Lorre
The creation and development of his vanity cards at the end of each episode.

Episode 30: Two and a Half Men: Dying Is Easy, Comedy Is Hard
Chronicle of the crossover episode of the writing teams of Two and a Half Men and CSI: Crime Scene I...

Episode 31: CSI-Episode: Two and a Half Deaths
Script: Chuck Lorre and Lee Aronsohn

Episode 32: Growing up Harper
This is how Jake Harper and the talented young actor who portrays him change: Angus T. Jones

Episode 33: The Women of Two and a Half Men
Let's let the women have their say

Episode 34: Charlie's EX Reunion
Charlie's beautiful ex-girlfriends blaspheme about their charm, his clothes and his future.

Episode 35: Two and a Half Men Version 2.0
Creator and executive producer Chuck Lorre and the actors reveal the real story behind the changes t...

Episode 36: The Billionaire Upgrade: How Walden Schmidt redesigned the house in Malibu
The show's actors and design team provide a behind-the-scenes look at the redesigned beach house.

Episode 37: Two Manly Men - Singing and Dancing
Behind the scenes with Ashton Kutcher and Jon Cryer during the production of the very first musical...
Episode 38: Backstage Tour with Angus T. Jones
Episode 39: Two Adults, One Kid, No Grown-ups
Episode 40: The Serious Business of Writing Comedy
Episode 41: A Day in the Life of Two and a Half Men

Episode 1: Pilot
Carefree jingle writer Charlie Harper has his lifestyle altered when his uptight brother and his 10-...

Episode 2: Big Flappy Bastards
Despite warnings from Charlie, Jake continues to feed seagulls on the deck and the birds invade the...

Episode 3: Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
Jake wants to go home to his mom after he gets sick, prompting Alan to think he's a failure as a hus...

Episode 4: If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
Charlie can't function when his housekeeper storms off because of Alan's constant complaints, so Ala...

Episode 5: The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump
Alan and Charlie have encounters with some highly libidinous soccer moms, but with two very differen...

Episode 6: Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
The guys go to Evelyn's house to meet the new man she's dating, and Charlie realizes the man's daugh...

Episode 7: If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
Judith is upset with Alan and Charlie when she learns that a surfer who uses Charlie's shower walks...

Episode 8: Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful
Alan tricks Charlie into joining him and Judith in leading Jake and his classmates in the school's a...

Episode 9: Phase One, Complete
Charlie is convinced that a woman who spent the night with him wants to turn their relationship into...

Episode 10: Merry Thanksgiving
Realizing he's losing someone special, Charlie plans a Thanksgiving dinner to convince her he's a fa...

Episode 11: Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
When Alan is surprised to see that Judith has had a makeover and is dating a man, he decides to have...

Episode 12: Camel Filters and Pheromones
Berta's granddaughter spends the day at Charlie's, which isn't a problem until he learns she's a bea...

Episode 13: Sarah Like Puny Alan
Charlie nurses an ailing Alan back to health so they can go on a double date with two sisters, one o...

Episode 14: I Can't Afford Hyenas
Charlie's financial manager informs the carefree jingle writer that he spends money faster than his...

Episode 15: Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
Charlie invites a mysterious, slightly crazed woman to stay at the house until she can settle some f...

Episode 16: That Was Saliva, Alan
Charlie is perplexed when Frankie, the mysterious woman temporarily living in the Harper household,...

Episode 17: Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats
Charlie's still brooding over Alan's choice of their cousin as Jake's guardian if both parents die w...

Episode 18: An Old Flame with a New Wick
Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man.

Episode 19: I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
Judith's devious siren sister stirs things up at Jake's 11th birthday party when she hits on Alan. M...

Episode 20: Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
Jake's sullen mood baffles and bothers the family and prompts Alan and Judith to take him to a child...

Episode 21: No Sniffing, No Wowing
Charlie plays a tricky game when he gets involved with Alan's divorce lawyer, who could make things...

Episode 22: My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
When Charlie discovers that Alan is sleepwalking, he believes it's related to his brother's lack of...

Episode 23: Just Like Buffalo
When Jake repeats one of Charlie's sexist remarks in front of Judith's support group, the women conv...

Episode 24: Can You Feel My Finger?
Charlie has a pregnancy scare involving one of his one-night stands and decides to go for the big "V...

Episode 1: Back Off, Mary Poppins
Alan learns that Charlie belongs to an exclusive men's group, and he begs his brother to let him joi...

Episode 2: Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
Judith is dating Jake's pediatrician, and Alan is upset until Charlie points out that if she remarri...

Episode 3: A Bag Full of Jawea
Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension for giving his teacher (Missi Pyle) the finger by...

Episode 4: Go Get Mommy's Bra
Jake is very impressed and can't stop talking about his mother's new boyfriend, Dr. Melnick, which a...

Episode 5: Bad News from the Clinic?
Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who's better at playing hard to get than he is.

Episode 6: The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
Alan denies having shoplifted a toy as a child and fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits he...

Episode 7: A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister to cater a party their mother has conned them into throwing for...

Episode 8: Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
Alan meets a woman named Nancy at a grocery store, who fulfills every single one of his desires, for...

Episode 9: Yes, Monsignor
When Charlie leaves the house to avoid a date that he can't stand, he ends up at a coffee shop, wher...

Episode 10: The Salmon Under My Sweater
Charlie tries to get Jake's approval on a theme song that he is hired to write for a television show...

Episode 11: Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
After getting unusually turned down at a bar, Charlie learns that a website has been made dedicated...

Episode 12: A Lungful of Alan
Alan is jealous of Charlie when an old classmate, who's now a beautiful woman, seems to be more inte...

Episode 13: Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)
After an earthquake hits, Judith's house is damaged and she needs a place to stay. So Alan decides t...

Episode 14: Those Big Pink Things with Coconut
The brothers throw out their mother, after she insults the way Alan is raising Jake. When Alan and...

Episode 15: Smell the Umbrella Stand
Alan starts to worry about a medical procedure that he is facing, and to get his mind off it, Charli...

Episode 16: Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?
When Judith decides to take a vacation, the brothers have to take care of Jake during the week. Ala...

Episode 17: Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam!
After Charlie has back pain, Alan decides to take him to the Hospital. While there Charlie can't sto...

Episode 18: It Was Mame, Mom
Charlie is invited to a party hosted by a gay ad-executive named Eric, so Charlie asks Alan to prete...

Episode 19: A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise
After Charlie takes Alan to an eye doctor, they end up at cafe where they bump into Charlie's ex-gir...

Episode 20: I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
Rose tries to help the brothers sort out their feelings, when Charlie and Alan take their personal f...

Episode 21: A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
Evelyn reads in the obituaries that her second husband, Harry has died. They all attend the funeral,...

Episode 22: That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
Evelyn buys Alan a new Sports car causing Charlie to claim that his brother has sold his soul to the...

Episode 23: Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
Evelyn demands Jake spend a night at her place when she finds out he spent Spring Break with Judith'...

Episode 24: Does This Smell Funny to You?
Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an older man's trophy wife while Jake has to read a paper to his cla...

Episode 1: Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts
After falling off the roof, Alan needs Charlie's help in looking after Jake, which interferes with C...

Episode 2: Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
Jake gets suspended from school after drawing an offensive picture of a girl in his class that has l...

Episode 3: Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
Alan has been dating a lot, and Charlie soon finds out that it has been one woman - his ex-wife, Jud...

Episode 4: Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs
Berta causes tension between Charlie and Alan, when she temporarily moves in with them

Episode 5: We Called It Mr. Pinky
Charlie learns he can't be in a long-lasting relationship, becuase of unresolved issues he has with...

Episode 6: Hi, Mr. Horned One
Ignoring Alan's warnings, Charlie continues to date Isabella until she threatens to put a curse on h...

Episode 7: Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
Charlie wakes up with Rose the morning after her birthday party. Her irate father comes to ask Charl...

Episode 8: That Voodoo That I Do Do
Charlie tricks Jake into taking ballet lessons, so he can get close to the teacher.

Episode 9: Madame and Her Special Friend
One of Charlie's elderly neighbors tries to seduce Alan, while Charlie tries to stop Jake from givin...

Episode 10: Something Salted and Twisted
Charlie helps Alan with his obsession of always having to get approval from the women in his life.

Episode 11: Santa's Village of the Damned
Alan starts dating a woman with a Martha Stewart complex. Before long she's running the house with a...

Episode 12: That Special Tug
Charlie sees a therapist to learn how to deal with Alan's emotional insecurities.

Episode 13: Humiliation Is a Visual Medium
Charlie finds himself in a relationship that is not based on sex.

Episode 14: Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
Charlie arranges a romantic date with Mia in the hopes of consummating their relationship. Alan begi...

Episode 15: My Tongue is Meat
Charlie has trouble keeping up with Mia's healthy lifestyle, so he begins to sneak beers, cigars, an...

Episode 16: Ergo, the Booty Call
Alan has trouble deciding if he should bring his younger girlfriend to Jake's birthday party to meet...

Episode 17: The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer
Charlie is nominated for an advertising award, but he decides to boycott it because his arch nemesis...

Episode 18: The Spit-Covered Cobbler
Alan starts to have financial problems when he starts paying for his girlfriend's bills, so Charlie...

Episode 19: Golly Moses, She's a Muffin
Charlie is surprised to find out that Kandi has been living with them for the last three weeks. Alan...

Episode 20: Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
Alan tries to win Kandi back. Meanwhile, Charlie starts to sleep with her mom, Mandi, and Judith ge...

Episode 21: And the Plot Moistens
Jake’s teacher has a meeting with Alan and Judith to discuss the lack of interest Jake has at school...

Episode 22: Just Once with Aunt Sophie
A girl from Jake’s school invites him to his first boy-girl party. Charlie and Alan help him get re...

Episode 23: Arguments for the Quickie
Mia comes back to town with her dance troupe and invites Charlie to her performance. At first, he de...

Episode 24: That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
Charlie and Mia start making their wedding arrangements. Things begin to fall apart when their two...

Episode 1: Working for Caligula
Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle after Alan moves out of the house. Alan suffers a breakdow...

Episode 2: Who's Vod Kanockers?
Charlie finally tells Alan that he didn't marry Mia because she wanted Alan and Jake to move out of...

Episode 3: The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress
Charlie tries to surf to impress Dottie, a beautiful woman he just met, but after he nearly drowns h...

Episode 4: A Pot Smoking Monkey
Alan tries to hire his ex-wife's lawyer to help him win custody over the dog he and Kandi shared.

Episode 5: A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
Alan is overjoyed by the prospect of Judith remarrying, as he would no longer have to pay alimony. A...

Episode 6: Apologies for the Frivolity
Charlie is dating a woman whose personality and life are like his mother’s.

Episode 7: Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
Berta's daughter, Naomi is pregnant and Berta drags Charlie with her when she confronts the baby’s f...

Episode 8: Release the Dogs
Alan suffers from insomnia. He visits his psychiatrist, who reveals that the cause of Alan's sleeple...

Episode 9: Corey's Been Dead for an Hour
Charlie gets tired of Alan's mooching and reaches the breaking point during the brothers' double dat...

Episode 10: Kissing Abraham Lincoln
Worrying Charlie may get rid of one of them, Berta and Lydia fight over him. Meanwhile, Kandi does e...

Episode 11: Walnuts and Demerol
Charlie's friends and family put a crimp in his plan for a romantic Christmas Eve date. When Evelyn...

Episode 12: Castrating Sheep in Montana
Berta discovers that Alan has been dating her daughter Naomi.

Episode 13: Don't Worry, Speed Racer
Jake shares that he has heard his mother having sex with her fiancée, Herb; this revelation brings u...

Episode 14: That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami
Charlie sets Alan up with their new neighbour. But he gets jealous when the two form a bond.

Episode 15: My Damn Stalker
Rose is moving to London, and Charlie is surprised by his reaction to the news. Alan lies to a woman...

Episode 16: Young People Have Phlegm Too
Charlie's young, hot girlfriend takes him to a new club. She invites Alan to meet one of her friends...

Episode 17: I Merely Slept with a Commie
After Evelyn tells Alan and Charlie how she feels about there being no mourners at her friend’s fune...

Episode 18: It Never Rains in Hooterville
Alan tries to bond with Jake when he realizes that his childhood is almost over. Kandi pursues a car...

Episode 19: Smooth as a Ken Doll
Charlie takes a liking to Myra, the witty sister of Judith's fiancé, Herb.

Episode 20: Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot
Alan looks forward to Judith's wedding, while Charlie and Myra continue their romance.

Episode 21: Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous
Alan and Charlie re-examine their sexual identities after Alan befriends Greg, a gay man. Meanwhile,...

Episode 22: Mr. McGlue's Feedbag
Jake gets lucky after Charlie takes him to the racetrack. Meanwhile, Alan has a difficult time at th...

Episode 23: Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'
Charlie is shocked when the handyman working on his house beats him out for Chloe's affections. Alan...

Episode 24: Prostitutes and Gelato
Evelyn's boyfriend, Teddy, invites Alan and Charlie to go with him to Las Vegas on his private jet....

Episode 1: Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
Jake is getting ready to start a new school as he graduates to Junior High. Alan and Charlie take hi...

Episode 2: Media Room Slash Dungeon
Charlie acts strange after spending an evening with his mother, and a woman Alan slept with behaves...

Episode 3: Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
Alan convinces Charlie that he needs to date more respectable women and sets him up with a judge. Th...

Episode 4: City of Great Racks
Charlie and Linda get closer to consummating their relationship, but Charlie has trouble focusing wh...

Episode 5: Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
Charlie has to come up with ways to keep his girlfriend's 4-year-old amused; Alan becomes a test sub...

Episode 6: Help Daddy Find His Toenail
Charlie's girlfriend is embrassed to go out in public with him. Meanwhile, Jake sneaks out to attend...

Episode 7: Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room
After Alan and Charlie have a fight about Alan's role in the house. Alan packs Jake up and moves in...

Episode 8: Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
Charlie writes a children’s song and finds success as Charlie Waffles. The children love him and the...

Episode 9: Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids
Charlie fights his attraction for Teddy's daughter.

Episode 10: Kinda Like Necrophilia
Alan finds out that Charlie stole his girlfriend and works on a plan to get back at Charlie, even th...

Episode 11: Meander to Your Dander
When Alan finds himself wanting to break up with a woman, Charlie offers his expertise.

Episode 12: A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
Rose returns from England, and plays nurse rather oddly for an ill Charlie.

Episode 13: The Soil Is Moist
Alan finds out some surprising information about Judith's sex life when he decides to go on a date w...

Episode 14: Winky-Dink Time
Charlie double-dates with Jake and fixes Alan up with a hooker.

Episode 15: Rough Night in Hump Junction
Alan feels Charlie is unable to control his womanizing ways.

Episode 16: Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
Alan makes wedding plans for Evelyn and Teddy, while Charlie figures out how to get more acquainted...

Episode 17: Fish in a Drawer
CSIs investigate a death at Charlie's house.

Episode 18: If My Hole Could Talk
Charlie's attracted to an older self-help author. Alan and Jake clash over a project for school.

Episode 19: Waiting for the Right Snapper
When Charlie meets Angie's soon to be daughter-in-law, he realizes it's not for the first time.

Episode 1: Taterhead Is Our Love Child
In the 6th season opener, Charlie runs into an ex-girlfriend and a child who bears a striking resemb...

Episode 2: Pie Hole, Herb
Charlie borrowed money from Alan and on the day he is supposed to pay him back, Alan goes to ask Cha...

Episode 3: Damn You, Eggs Benedict
Alan, Jake, and Charlie all decide to try new things: Alan is dating more than one woman, Charlie le...

Episode 4: The Flavin' and the Mavin'
Alan is sure that things will turn bad when Charlie starts dating his receptionist.

Episode 5: A Jock Strap in Hell
Charlie tries to help Jake's former teacher, who became a stripper after dating him, but things go f...

Episode 6: It's Always Nazi Week
When Judith kicks Herb to the curb, Alan comes knocking; Jake is sent to stay with a less-than-willi...

Episode 7: Best H.O. Money Can Buy
Alan tries to escape Judith's grasp as Charlie and Herb go on the prowl to pick up women. They later...

Episode 8: Pinocchio's Mouth
Charlie's new girlfriend Chelsea asks him to spend the night at her place, which puts Charlie well o...

Episode 9: The Mooch at the Boo
Charlie finds himself in an uncomfortable position when Jake takes off with the daughter of a former...

Episode 10: He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited
Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's college education, and Alan becomes listless because he has no compe...

Episode 11: The Devil's Lube
Charlie finds himself re-examining his wild ways when an old friend dies and begins to feel that his...

Episode 12: Thank God for Scoliosis
Charlie and Jake fight for the affections of a waitress, while Alan fights sexual tension with his r...

Episode 13: I Think You Offended Don
Judith is pregnant with a baby girl and Alan is convinced he is the father.

Episode 14: David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie
Melissa doesn't think Alan's family appreciates him, so she asks him to move in with her and her mom...

Episode 15: I'd Like to Start with the Cat
Charlie ends up in couples counseling.

Episode 16: She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime
Charlie has to remove a half-naked woman from his bedroom before Chelsea arrives.

Episode 17: The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?
Charlie's admission that he's in love with Chelsea gets a surprising reaction from her

Episode 18: My Son's Enormous Head
Chelsea's illness gives Charlie a chance to prove he can take care of her, but also yearning to run...

Episode 19: The Two Finger Rule
After Chelsea discovers a nude picture of another woman on Charlie's cell phone, he blows off steam...

Episode 20: Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau
Charlie's desperate to make sure Chelsea and Evelyn don't befriend each other following their first...

Episode 21: Above Exalted Cyclops
Chelsea is asked by Alan to arrange a blind date between he and her new friend, unaware that her new...

Episode 22: Sir Lancelot's Litter Box
Charlie mourns the loss of his bachelor pad as he reluctantly allows Chelsea to move in. Meanwhile,...

Episode 23: Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth
Alan and Chelsea become best buds, and Charlie decides to take advantage of the situation.

Episode 24: Baseball Was Better with Steroids
Charlie starts to question his relationship with Chelsea when he hears that Mia is back in town. Mea...

Episode 1: 818-jklpuzo
Charlie must make a difficult decision about his future and with which woman he wants to spend his l...

Episode 2: Whipped Unto the Third Generation
When Chelsea convinces Charlie to let Alan's new girlfriend, Melissa, move in, the girls end up taki...

Episode 3: Mmm, Fish. Yum.
Alan ends up playing maid to Judith's new baby as well as his former mother-in-law. Meanwhile, Jake...

Episode 4: Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
Alan starts working for Evelyn as Charlie works to fix the relationship between Chelsea and Jake.

Episode 5: For the Sake of the Child
Jake stops at nothing to get away from Charlie and Alan, after they embarrass him out in public.

Episode 6: Give Me Your Thumb
Alan's advice to Chelsea that she get breast-reduction surgery is not met with enthusiasm by Charlie...

Episode 7: Untainted by Filth
Alan and Charlie are shocked when they wake up next to a strange woman, and try to find out what hap...

Episode 8: Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
While overcoming a bad break-up, Chelsea invites her beautiful college roommate to stay at the house...

Episode 9: Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
While Alan struggles to cure his baldness, Charlie deals with the problem that he can't satisfy Chel...

Episode 10: That's Why They Call It Ball Room
Chelsea wants Charlie to take dancing lessons for the wedding, when Charlie uncovers the truth that...

Episode 11: Warning, It's Dirty
Jake is taught the art of infidelity by Charlie, while Celeste is away for Christmas.

Episode 12: Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
Jake hopes to win back Celeste by writing her love songs. Alan and Herb hope to keep Judith from fin...

Episode 13: Yay, No Polyps!
Charlie opts to have a colonoscopy in order to avoid going on a trip with Chelsea to see her parents...

Episode 14: Crude and Uncalled For (1)
Charlie suspects Chelsea likes the lawyer representing Alan after his arrest for a bar fight.

Episode 15: Aye, Aye, Captain Douche (2)
Chelsea and Charlie's relationship is at risk when Charlie's jealousy comes between them.

Episode 16: Tinkle Like a Princess
Charlie runs off to Vegas and returns with a new wife, but she's not Chelsea.

Episode 17: I Found Your Moustache
Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand.

Episode 18: Ixnay on the Oggie Day
Charlie has a return engagement with Chelsea's best friend, while Alan has an unexpected effect on a...

Episode 19: Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave
Alan is torn between the bad influence of Jake's new friend and the hotness of his mother.

Episode 20: I Called Him Magoo
Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend, while Charlie takes a different...

Episode 21: Gumby with a Pokey
Charlie is visited by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends while Alan and Jake are on a road trip.

Episode 22: This Is Not Gonna End Well
Charlie is miffed over Alan's planned attendance of Chelsea's birthday party and suffers the indigni...

Episode 1: Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
When Jake finds out that Alan has been dating Eldridge's mom, he packs up and heads to Judith and He...

Episode 2: A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
Charlie is willing to do anything for Alan to accept Lyndsey's offer to move in with her.

Episode 3: A Pudding-Filled Cactus
After moving in with Lyndsey, Alan continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.

Episode 4: Hookers, Hookers, Hookers
Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after their home burns down.

Episode 5: The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel
Alan pretends to be Charlie when he goes out on the town; Charlie sneaks off for cosmetic surgery.

Episode 6: Twanging Your Magic Clanger
Charlie has difficulty dealing with dating a slightly older woman.

Episode 7: The Crazy Bitch Gazette
Charlie's girlfriend gets fed up with his stalker, Rose.

Episode 8: Springtime on a Stick
Charlie and Alan try to set up Evelyn with Russell the pharmacist.

Episode 9: A Good Time in Central Africa
When Berta takes a couple of days off, Charlie falls for her replacement. Meanwhile, Alan believes h...

Episode 10: Ow, Ow, Don't Stop
When Charlie's ex-girlfriend Courtney is released from prison, he treats her to the good life despit...

Episode 11: Dead from the Waist Down
Alan goes to great lengths to be able to get Lyndsey a nice birthday present.

Episode 12: Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead
Depressed after his breakup from Courtney (Jenny McCarthy), Charlie goes to see his psychiatrist (Ja...

Episode 13: Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup
Alan feels paranoid when Lyndsey becomes friendly with Charlie.

Episode 14: Lookin' for Japanese Subs
Obsessed and believing her to be married, Charlie starts stalking Rose. Jake and Eldridge start tapi...

Episode 15: Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak
While Charlie and Rose carry on their "affair," Alan's chiropractic business turns into a Ponzi sche...

Episode 16: That Darn Priest
Rose and Alan discover each other's secrets. Meanwhile, Charlie's desperate to get some time alone w...

Episode 1: Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
Alan and Jake meet Walden Schmidt, a broken-hearted billionaire.

Episode 2: People Who Love Peepholes
Walden deals with his ex-wife, Bridget.

Episode 3: Big Girls Don't Throw Food
Alan prepares Walden for a date with Bridget, while Jake decides to emulate Walden and drop out of s...

Episode 4: Nine Magic Fingers
Walden goes looking for Mrs. Right while Alan has an opportunity to reconcile with Lyndsey.

Episode 5: A Giant Cat Holding a Churro
Alan has trouble accepting Lyndsey's seedy movie past, and Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing...

Episode 6: The Squat and the Hover
Walden receives divorce papers from Bridget, but forgets his depression when he meets a girl who loo...

Episode 7: Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
Jake has a crush on his chemistry tutor, who has a crush on Walden. Meanwhile, Alan obsesses over th...

Episode 8: Thank You for the Intercourse
When Walden begins redecorating the beach house, Alan becomes overly emotional.

Episode 9: Frodo's Headshots
Upon his release from the hospital, Alan is met with a slew of challenges that test his ability to c...

Episode 10: A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
Walden hits it off with a British babe, but neither of them is sure he's ready to re-enter the datin...

Episode 11: What a Lovely Landing Strip
Walden is trying his best to impress his new love interest when Bridget reappears in his life.

Episode 12: One False Move, Zimbabwe!
Walden's mother arrives and Alan is smitten with her, even as she reveals a secret about Walden's pa...

Episode 13: Slowly and in a Circular Fashion
Walden’s ex-wife and mother try to take control of his company, so he turns to Alan for help.

Episode 14: A Possum on Chemo
Zoey tries to convince Walden to cut his hair and shave; Alan and Lyndsey revive their relationship.

Episode 15: The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack
Walden tries to loosen Zooey up by sharing some of Berta's special brownies.

Episode 16: Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy
Strained relationships and girl-fighting result when a huge storm traps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lynds...

Episode 17: Not in My Mouth!
Walden and Zoey's relationship suffers after they share a near-death experience. Meanwhile, Alan won...

Episode 18: The War Against Gingivitis
Walden's ex-business partner shows up at the beach house looking to make peace.

Episode 19: Palmdale, Ech
Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers. Jake and Eldridge get a ride from Walden to a party.

Episode 20: Grandma's Pie
Walden breaks the news to Zoey that he is going into business with his ex-wife. Alan and Lyndsey try...

Episode 21: Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'
Walden's commitment is tested when Zoey and her daughter come to live with him. Meanwhile, Alan gets...

Episode 22: Why We Gave Up Women
Charlie's ghost pays a visit to Alan after he suffers a minor heart attack.

Episode 23: The Straw in My Donut Hole
Alan is showered with love and affection upon returning from the hospital, but Zoey isn’t so sure it...

Episode 24: Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!
Jake is pressured to make a decision about his future.

Episode 1: I Changed My Mind About the Milk
Walden plans a big surprise for Zoey's birthday.

Episode 2: A Big Bag of Dog
Zoey and Walden break up, causing Walden to experience a breakdown.

Episode 3: Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt
Alan and Lyndsey decide to spice things up in the bedroom.

Episode 4: You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For
Walden starts to feel his age when a friend's daughter comes to town.

Episode 5: That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam
Despite Alan's warnings, Walden starts dating Rose.

Episode 6: Ferrets, Attack!
Walden must choose between Zoey and Rose.

Episode 7: Avoid the Chinese Mustard
When Walden gets tired of the complications that come with a traditional relationship, he hires an a...

Episode 8: Something My Gynecologist Said
Alan feels reluctant to make a commitment to Lyndsey, but an unexpected source inspires him; Walden...

Episode 9: I Scream When I Pee
Alans famous ex-wife, Kandi, wants to reconcile; when Berta isn't interested in celebrating her birt...

Episode 10: One Nut Johnson
Alan helps Walden create a new identity so he can avoid women who are only interested in his money.

Episode 11: Give Santa a Tail-Hole
Walden juggles his two identities; Alan ends up alone on Christmas.

Episode 12: Welcome to Alancrest
Alan invests Walden's money in Kate's fashion line; leading a double life takes its toll on Walden.

Episode 13: Grab a Feather and Get in Line
Alan and Walden go to Kate's fashion show in New York so Walden can reveal the truth about his ident...

Episode 14: Run, Steven Staven! Run!
Alan is faced with relationship trouble when he does not give Lyndsey a key to the beach house; Wald...

Episode 15: Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It
When Jake brings his 36-year-old girlfriend home for a visit, Alan is concerned; Walden tries to hid...

Episode 16: Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby
Depressed on Valentine's Day, Walden tries to talk Kate into giving him another chance; Alan's holid...

Episode 17: Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries
When Walden runs into his ex and they start talking about getting back together, Alan worries that s...

Episode 18: The 9:04 from Pemberton
After a fight with Walden, Alan decides to move in with Herb.

Episode 19: Big Episode. Someone Stole a Spoon
Alan and Walden end up partying too hard as they try to cheer up Herb.

Episode 20: Bazinga! That's From a TV Show
Walden and Alan are caught in the crossfire when Jake cheats on his girlfriend (Jaime Pressly) with...

Episode 21: Another Night with Neil Diamond
Alan has a difficult time coping when Lyndsey breaks up with him.

Episode 22: My Bodacious Vidalia
With encouragement from Walden, Alan decides to update his look; Alan is faced with a moral dilemma...

Episode 23: Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped
Walden dates an attractive 22-year-old (Hilary Duff), but ends up being more interested in her grand...

Episode 1: Nangnangnangnang
Charlie's 25-year-old daughter arrives at the beach house, hoping to get to know her family.

Episode 2: I Think I Banged Lucille Ball
Jenny moves in with Evelyn and her wealthy boyfriend, Marty (Carl Reiner).

Episode 3: This Unblessed Biscuit
Walden and Alan think it may be time for Berta to retire when she injures her back at work. When the...

Episode 4: Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank
Alan and Lyndsey's illicit relationship becomes jeopardized when one of Lyndsey's man-hunting friend...

Episode 5: Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003
Alan tries to find out what Lyndsey's boyfriend has over him; Walden helps Jenny pursue her acting c...

Episode 6: Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants
When Alan learns Walden knows Lynda Carter, he asks him to set him up on a date with her. Against hi...

Episode 7: Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie
Walden and Alan find themselves on dates with two ideal women until Lyndsey's jealousy throws a wren...

Episode 8: Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.
Alan and Lyndsey’s illicit affair puts Walden in danger, forcing him to accept Rose’s help.

Episode 9: Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer
Walden goes on a date with an accident-prone model; Alan's date reveals surprising personal informat...

Episode 10: On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!
Jake sends Alan a Japanese delicacy; the house comes alive with questionable Christmas lyrics.

Episode 11: Tazed in the Lady Nuts
Walden joins his beautiful former employee on a brilliant new project. Meanwhile, Alan advises Jenn...

Episode 12: Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.
Lyndsey's boyfriend sets Alan up on a date; Walden wants to help Nicole with her project so she will...

Episode 13: Bite Me, Supreme Court
Marty Pepper (Carl Reiner) proposes to Evelyn; Alan and Walden plan a bachelor party for Marty.

Episode 14: Three Fingers of Creme de Menthe
Alan finds out that Lyndsey broke up with Larry without telling him; Walden tries to prove he is a m...

Episode 15: Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin
Alan asks Lyndsey to choose between him and Larry; Jenny worries that she and Brooke are growing apa...

Episode 16: How to Get Rid of Alan Harper
Walden thinks his girlfriend is cheating on him; Alan starts dating Larry's sister, Gretchen (Kimber...

Episode 17: Welcome Home, Jake
Lyndsey finds out about Alan's relationship with Gretchen; Walden has a difficult time telling Barry...

Episode 18: West Side Story
Walden gets an invitation to his ex-girlfriend's boutique opening. Meanwhile, Gretchen wants to spen...

Episode 19: Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang
After reconnecting with Kate, Walden becomes convinced she is the one for him -- until he meets a wo...

Episode 20: Lotta Delis in Little Armenia
Alan finds an opportunity to make money; Walden addresses his co-dependency issues.

Episode 21: Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot
Alan's girlfriend, Gretchen, insists he confess his true identity to Larry. Meanwhile, Walden goes o...

Episode 22: Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead
Alan must face the consequences after revealing his identity to Larry.

Episode 1: The Ol' Mexican Spinach
After a health scare on Halloween, Walden decides he needs to change his life.

Episode 2: A Chic Bar in Ibiza
Alan has second thoughts about getting married after he's asked to sign a pre-nup.

Episode 3: Glamping in a Yurt
Alan and Walden have a meeting with an adoption social worker that hinges on them being convincing a...

Episode 4: Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight
A birth mother considers having Walden and Alan adopt her baby.

Episode 5: Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.
Walden becomes a foster parent to a 6-year-old boy, but worries about himself when they don't hit it...

Episode 6: Alan Shot a Little Girl
Alan breaks Walden's rules when he realizes that Louis thinks he's cool, and he wants it to stay tha...

Episode 7: Sex with an Animated Ed Asner
Alan and Walden befriend three moms at a kids’ gym, but things get complicated when Walden becomes a...

Episode 8: Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey
Alan and Walden attempt to convince Louis that Santa Claus is real.

Episode 9: Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey
Walden discovers how challenging it is to be intimate with women when his foster son, Louis, is in t...

Episode 10: Here I Come, Pants!
Alan takes it upon himself to help Walden keep Louis after the social worker discovers he and Walden...

Episode 11: For Whom the Booty Calls
Walden joins a group for adoptive fathers, and finds it to be a nice escape from Alan.

Episode 12: A Beer-Battered Rip-Off
When Alan breaks up with their social worker to get back together with Lyndsey, Walden worries it wi...

Episode 13: Boompa Loved His Hookers
Walden fears if he breaks up with Ms. McMartin, it will jeopardize his adoption of Louis. Also, Alan...

Episode 14: Don't Give a Monkey a Gun
After they sign their divorce papers, Walden offers Alan the gift of his choice, but when Alan choos...

Episode 15: Of Course He's Dead (1)
Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he?

Episode 16: Of Course He's Dead (2)
Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he?
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