The grudge match between Order and Chaos is finally settled in a slapfight -- and whoever is victori...

Unfortunately, everything in the whole universe just oozed out from Doug Dwyer's head. But luckily,...

The only thing hotter than the future is the present, and the only thing wetter than a present is th...

By the time you are done reading this sentence your right eye will have secretly murdered your left...

Die once, shame on you. Die once every three seconds, shame on us all.

Did you know that if you hold your mother against your ear and listen closely, you can hear your dea...

This week Violet discovers that that scalding throb that rips thru your body every few seconds has a...

Using an emotional X-ray device we provide a detailed history of these United States, starting from...

Birth is mommy's most romantic meat cute and mankind's hottest selfie.

Time flies when you're demoralizing your children.

Is man punishing herself for some perceived guilt?

A life-sized map of the universe and a pocket chart of sexual (cuts) of meat (positions) announce th...

Every father is mother to a tunnel inside us, leading them away. [Note: Prior to viewing this, you w...