You know why you’re so confused all the time? You don’t wash between your toes. It’s that simple.

You dropped out of med school to do what? Dude, the app is called “Snack Swipe.” That shit‘s never g...

So let me get this straight— you don’t do drugs, but you’ll have sex with women you’re not married t...

Everyone’s suspicious, man. Maybe your family was in on it, maybe not. Just lay low, and don’t draw...

Time for a spiritual cleanse. Get this month right, and you’ll have it all figured out. Fast properl...

So you’re doing all this soul searching… dope. What about your sister? Can she? Yeah? How can she fi...

Ramy, habibi, it’s Mom. Why don’t you call back? You don’t text, you don’t answer, you don’t even ch...

You need to start getting right with Allah. All you do is focus on yourself… you’re so selfish… And...

ramy min amreeka! iz3yak ya bro! 3amel eh ya 7obby? wa7eshni awi ya brence, wallahi. so pumped ur co...

Give in, Ramy. Surrender. Stop overthinking things. Sure, it’s a bit unconventional, but you gotta f...

Bro…You want real love? commit to the right person. take the bay’ah.

Hey i’m starting to think those guys at Verizon had a point.

He told you about little Omar! stop acting like you didn’t know! now you gotta explain this dog to y...

You dress like a skateboarder… but you don’t know how to skateboard?

the shower keeps getting clogged. my feet are just sitting in a puddle of my sweaty body water... Yo...

Pray two rakat for Ruther Bader Ginsburg.

do not go to a magic show. david blaine is straight up jinn.

masr um el dunya… and it always will be. but america is what I need right now. you’ll see, baba. ins...

Yes. Mexicans can go to heaven.

can we just pray together?

are you watching horse porn?

ramy, ramy, ramy, harami!

egypt will be just like america.

the prayer mat is not for sale.

i don't care about your halal/haraam ratio.

the whole village cries.

emotional labor.

praying. be back soon.

austin powers is classic cinema.