
Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide
The whacky adventures of Ned Bigby and his best pals Moze and Cookie at James K. Polk Middle School, as "every-kid" Ned shatters the fourth wall to share tips and tricks on navigating middle school or junior high hurdles. Ned's not super cool, and he...
Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide
The whacky adventures of Ned Bigby and his best pals Moze and Cookie at James K. Polk Middle School, as "every-kid" Ned shatters the fourth wall to share tips and tricks on navigating middle school or junior high hurdles. Ned's not super cool, and he has no superpowers. He is, however, witty, well-groomed, upbeat and self-aware. Moreover, with more than a little help from his two best friends, he's equipped to conquer middle school minefields. From crushing bullies to crushes, from off- the-wall, mean and cool teachers to pop quizzes, elections and detentions, Ned knows that nothing, including the seventh grade, is as bad as it seems, and friendship matters most.
Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide
The whacky adventures of Ned Bigby and his best pals Moze and Cookie at James K. Polk Middle School, as "every-kid" Ned shatters the fourth wall to share tips and tricks on navigating middle school or junior high hurdles. Ned's not super cool, and he...

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Middle schooler Ned Bigby assembles a survival guide for kids just like him to prepare them for the ups and downs of adolescence.

Episode 1: Guide to: The First Day & Lockers
First Day: It's the first day of school, and Ned and Cookie discover Moze has taken Cooking instead...

Episode 2: Guide to: Bathrooms & Project Partners
Bathrooms: Cookie tries to hold using the bathroom but gets stuck in the girls' room. Moze puts Ned...

Episode 3: Guide to: Detention & Teachers
Teachers: Ned clashes with Mr. Sweeney and realizes how to get an A, by doing the work! Moze has a n...

Episode 4: Guide to: Seating & Tryouts
Seating: Ned and Cookie to figure out how to sit at the cool table. Moze changes when she moves to...

Episode 5: Guide to: Crushes & Dances
Crushes: Ned has a crush on Suzie and Cookie has developed a "perfect match" computer program. Cocon...

Episode 6: Guide to: Sick Days & Spelling Bees
Sick Days: Ned must stay healthy when the flu hits Polk Middle School and he finds out Matt Hoffman...

Episode 7: Guide to: Rumors & Photo Day
Rumors: Rumors terrorize the group; a rumor spreads that Ned and Moze are dating, and Cookie and Gor...

Episode 8: Guide to: Talent Show & School Elections
School Elections: Ned doesn't want to run for class president because it's a popularity contest. Mo...

Episode 9: Guide to: Computer Lab & Backpacks
Computer Lab: Ned and Moze are banned from the computer lab. Cookie learns about life away from tec...

Episode 10: Guide to: Notes & Best Friends
Notes: Bitsy has Ned pass a note and Sweeney catches him, now he must pay. He has to write an essay...

Episode 11: Guide to: Day Dreaming & Gym
Daydreams: Ned daydreams in Science class. Sweeney challenges the class to answer a riddle before t...

Episode 12: Guide to: Cheaters & Bullies
Cheaters: Ned must decide if he's going to cheat on a test. Bitsy keeps copying Moze's work so Moze...

Episode 13: Guide to: Emergency Drills & Late Bus
Emergency Drills:Every time Ned wants to ask Suzie to Chandra Taylor's party an emergency drill dist...
Alongside his pals Cookie and Moze, Ned tackles a new semester with an ambitious to-do list while sharing his own tips on how to survive middle school.

Episode 1: Guide to: The New Semester and Electives
New Semester: Ned seeks his first kiss from Suzie Crabgrass which is on his "new semester list", but...

Episode 2: Guide to: Pep Rallies and Lunch
Pep Rallies: Ned becomes school mascot Wolfie, so he can miss class. Moze struggles to give a peppy...

Episode 3: Guide to: School Clubs and Video Projects
Video Projects - Ned and Cookie team up to make the ultimate video project. But the ultimate video...

Episode 4: Guide to: Notebooks & Math
Notebooks: Ned and Gordy caper to swipe Sweeney's "Golden Notebook." Moze finds a notebook full of j...

Episode 5: Guide to: Vice Principals and Mondays
A series of school property destruction incidents leads to the introduction of Vice Principal Crubbs...

Episode 6: Guide to: Your Body and Procrastination
Your Body: Moze freaks when she feels she is too tall. After crushing somebody's project, she really...

Episode 7: Guide to: Gross Biology Dissection & Upper Classmen
Upperclassmen: Ned offers to give a 5th grader a tour of the school. Moze likes an upperclassman. G...

Episode 8: Guide to: Dares and Bad Habits
Classmates dare Ned to ask out Missy; Moze must wear a dress as part of a dare and meets three girls...

Episode 9: Guide to: Substitute Teachers and The New Kid
Substitute Teachers:Ned helps Mr. Weiner, a favorite substitute from Elementary School get in touch...

Episode 10: Guide to: Valentine's Day & School Websites
School Websites: Ned, Moze and Cookie make changes to the school website. Valentine’s Day: Ned send...

Episode 11: Guide to: Shyness & Nicknames
Nicknames: Ned tries to create a new, cool nickname for himself by doing wild stunts but ends up inj...

Episode 12: Guide to: Asking Someone Out and Recycling
Asking Someone Out: Ned hires some people to find out if Suzie will go on a date with him. Recyclin...

Episode 13: Guide to: April Fools Day & Excuses
April Fools Day: Ned, Cookie, and Gordy team up to fool the king of April Fooling: Vice Principal Cr...

Episode 14: Guide to: Secrets & School Car Wash
School Car Wash: The boys and the girls compete in the school fundraiser to see who can wash more ca...

Episode 15: Guide to: Spirit Week & Clothes
Spirit Week: The King and Queen of Spirit are destined to go out; always! And Suzie wins the girls s...

Episode 16: Guide to: Yearbook & Career Week
Yearbook: Ned tries to win “Best Smile” in order to be next to Suzie Crabgrass in the yearbook forev...

Episode 17: Guide to: Music Class & Class Clown
Music Class: Ned and Cookie try to survive the boredom and tedium of learning an instrument in Music...

Episode 18: Guide to: Failing & Tutors
Failing: Ned is warned that he must ace all his final exams or he might stay back a grade. Moze gets...

Episode 19: Guide to: Science Fair & Study Hall
Ned enlists Moze's help to win a ribbon in the science fair; Cookie attempts to impress Vanessa and...

Episode 20: Guide to: Double Dating & The Last Day
Double Dating: For the final dance of the school year, Ned and Suzie double date with Moze and hunk...

Episode 1: Guide to: New Grade & Dodgeball
New Grade: Ned accidentally becomes the new class bully, while Moze deals with a not-so-friendly new...

Episode 2: Guide to: Reading & Principals
Reading: Ned tries ways to avoid his reading assignments, and Moze starts a girls-only book club tha...

Episode 3: Guide to: Popularity & Stressin' Out
A new popularity list is posted – Missy "helps" Ned become popular so that he can ask Suzie out; Moz...

Episode 4: Guide to: Dismissal & The School Play
Ned, Moze and Cookie must make it to the bus on time; Suzie moves into Ned's locker, which messes wi...

Episode 5: Guide to: Halloween & Vampires, Ghosts, Werewolves and Zombies
The kids set up a Halloween party at Polk, and Principal Pal is thought to be dead after he enters t...

Episode 6: Guide to: Art Class & Lost and Found
Ned draws an abstract piece of art, which everyone else sees as a 'naked lady', leading to a cause c...

Episode 7: Guide to: Social Studies & Embarrassment
Ned becomes project partners with Moze, who becomes jealous when he begins spending too much time wi...

Episode 8: Guide to: The Bus & Bad Hair Days
Ned tries to get to school early so he can get rid of a note he wrote to Suzie that says "I love you...

Episode 9: Guide to: Revenge & School Records
Revenge: When Ned gets revenge on Loomer, Martin notices and gives him names like "The Revenger." Al...

Episode 10: Guide to: Volunteering & The Library
Volunteering: Ned volunteers at a nursing home and shows an old lady around Polk; Moze volunteers to...

Episode 11: Guide to: Hallways & Friends Moving
Hallway: Ned becomes the hall monitor and lets people in violation get off the hook, which leads the...

Episode 12: Guide to: Boys & Girls
Cellphones: Suzie and Ned try to keep their long-distance relationship, by talking in between classe...

Episode 13: Guide to: Cell Phones & Woodshop
Episode Summary Coming Soon...

Episode 14: Guide to: Getting Organized & Extra Credit
Getting Organized: Ned's locker is a mess, and his brain is too! With the help of Mr. Sweeney, he ne...

Episode 15: Guide to: Fundraising and Competition
Ned and Cookie must raise money in different ways after they eat all of the chocolate they were supp...

Episode 16: Guide to:Making New Friends & Positives & Negatives
MAKING NEW FRIENDS; Ned tries to be friends with Faymen, Moze wants a friend to go shopping with and...

Episode 17: Guide to: Money & Parties
The trio need to raise money for a music festival; Ned borrows money from Missy that he must work of...

Episode 18: Guide to: Spring Fever & School Newspaper
Guide to: Spring Fever and School Newspaper is an episode of the Nickelodeon television series Ned's...

Episode 19: Guide to: Health & Jealousy
Ned suffers from an embarrassing itch; Moze tries to clean up the resuscitation dummy, but she throw...

Episode 20: Guide to: Tests and When You Like Someone Who Is Going Out With Someone Else
Ned studies for three tests on the same day with the help of the school's geeks and becomes a geek h...

Episode 21: Guide to: Field Trips, Permission Slips, Signs and Weasels
The school goes on a field trip to a museum, including Ned, Moze and Cookie, even after they have be...
Episode 22: Guide to: Field Trips, Permission Slips, Signs and Weasels (2)
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