Michael and Jay are a loving and married couple who have three children: Junior, who wants to go to...

Michael suspects the family is less than truthful about certain matters. Junior gets some tattoos; M...

Jay is trying to get rid of some old clothes, so after Michael opposes to that she and him make a de...

Michael doesn't take it well when he loses to his teenage son at basketball. Meanwhile, Claire think...

Junior fakes an A in algebra while his family, not fooled by the charade, fakes a celebration. Meanw...

Michael hires an attractive girl to tutor Junior in math and later regrets his actions. Also, Jay do...

Jr. is having problems at school with a bully, so Michael and Jay invite his parents over to discove...

When Jay asks Michael to spend less time watching TV and more time with the family, they both learn...

Michael tries to get Claire away from her new boyfriend by befriending him, but things get touchy wh...

Michael's promiscuous brother Ken (Keenen Ivory Wayans) comes to visit with his attractive new girlf...

Michael's accountant dies suddenly, making him take a whole new perspective about his life. He buys...

Michael contends with multiple problems, including a positive pregnancy test, a sad six-year-old and...

Jay visits her mom while Michael starts telling Kady the "story" of her birth. Meanwhile Claire's fr...

Michael decides to let the kids live a rule-free life, but on the condition that they do everything...

Fed up with Michael's parenting style, the children confront their father with a description of the...

When Jay returns, Michael remains silent about her obvious weight gain. The episode builds to a drea...

Michael has problems in the bathroom and needs to have a colonoscopy; he has a dream that his doctor...

Michael looks to teach Claire a lesson after she sneaks out of the house and uses Kady as an accompl...

Claire, playing a dare game with Jr. and Kady, eats Michael's piece of pie. Michael's punishment: Le...

Jay's in for a surprise when she takes Claire and Kady to her office on Take Your Daughters to Work...

Michael and Janet's romantic overtures are seen on the Internet after Jr. gets new computer equipmen...

Kady has acquired a hamster and Claire has a crush on a boy named Tony. Both developments pose paren...

Michael is thrilled when the children start their own businesses after squandering their allowances...

Marriage counselors back Michael's belief that he's entitled to some time alone after spending time...

Chaos erupts when Michael tries to get his always-tardy family dressed and out the door to a wedding...

The family goes on an unpleasant road trip to Paul Revere's house, to find it closed.

Michael, who dislikes going out to dinner because it's always an overpriced ordeal, allows Janet to...

The family goes out to eat at a Japanese restaurant. Once there, the Kyles must share a table with...

Michael agrees to let Claire go on her first date with Tony, but only on condition that it is a doub...

A huge argument arises when Michael's mother and father, who have not spoken to each other in years,...

Junior asks his dad to teach him how to box so he can protect his sister's honor; Junior knocks out...

Competitive Janet and easygoing Michael use contrasting methods to coach Kady's soccer team. Michael...

Jay badgers Michael into giving her a job, where she soon begins to get ideas above her station. Mic...

Janet and Michael are astounded when their often dim-witted son shines on an IQ test, ranking him as...

When the kids tease him about getting old, Michael pretends to have hurt his back in a game of Twist...

Jay gets a makeover after being compared to an old flame from high school. Meanwhile, Junior gets hi...

The Kyles face the Tylers in a game of bowling during Star Trek night. The Tyler's daughter tries to...

Michael is stopped by a cop while giving Junior a driving lesson and it seems that Michael's license...

Michael and Janet's 15th anniversary is approaching. Jay's friend Wanda brings her Brian McKnight's...

The anniversary day finally comes and Michael goes out to play golf, leaving Jay devastated at home....

The Kyles are leaving for their family vacation on Hawaii, but instead of taking only one flight str...

Finally in Hawaii, Michael and Janet decide to go out on a romantic dinner, leaving their kids all a...

A mad scramble ensues when Michael finds out that the family's flight home from Hawaii leaves much e...

Michael and Janet try to spice up their date nights by taking samba lessons, but their instructors a...

While making Claire's bed, Jay finds her diary hidden under the mattress. She can't resist the tempt...

Claire drops Tony for zip-code boy 1040-EZ, because her father displayed a liking for Tony.Jr. draws...

Jay volunteered to be the director for Kady's kindergarten class play, but due to illness she is for...

Sick and tired of listening to their kids fights, Michael and Janet act like they are fighting thems...

Michael's sister Kelly is coming over for the weekend, which freaks Jay out because every time Kelly...

Michael's advice about women backfires when Jr. ends up with two dates to a dance. Plus, Jay dreams...

Feeling that she has no space and time of her own due to home duties, Jay decides to paint. The resu...

Michael's old friend Tommy is coming over and Michael is very excited because he and Tommy used to c...

Jay decides to attend a ""Open Your Heart"" seminar for struggling couples, even though she and Mich...

Michael (aka: Chief Bald Eagle) is recruited to camp out with Kady and her friends and teach them Na...

Michael wants some time alone in the house and makes a deal with Jay for her and the kids to get out...

Jay nominates Michael for the ""Small Businessman of the Year"" award and he assumes he's going to w...

As a very impressed Michael sees it, his son's girlfriend, Vanessa is an absolute prize: ""She's bea...

After walking in on Jr. and his girlfriend having sex on his bed, Michael decides that he and Junior...

Michael and Jay are asked to serve jury duty together. Michael's elected foreman and wants to move o...

When Jr and Claire find a lost wallet containing $500, it's time for a session of ""family court"" t...

Claire has taken her driving permit, but Michael won't lend her the car because he doesn't think she...

Jay gets mad at Michael after finding a photo of an attractive former girlfriend among his things....

Jay decides to spend more quality time with Michael - by watching him play golf. Meanwhile, Jr., wh...

Michael and Jay panic when Claire reveals that she and Tony have decided to have sex. Her parents tr...

Claire comes home with the exciting news that she was invited to senior prom. Jay is excited about i...

Jr.'s graduation is coming up, and he breaks the news to his family that he wants to go to college....

Junior finally graduates, and his parents give him a trip to Japan as a gift – and as a way to sep...

After hearing the shocking news that their son Junior is going to become a father, Michael and Jay f...

Michael meets his friend Jimmy at the golf club and is impressed with how much hair he's grown with...

Michael wants Jr. to learn the family business by starting at the bottom, so he assigns Jr. to do me...

Jay decides to go to college and get her psychology degree, which Michael fully reprehends her for....

Vanessa's parents come over the Kyles house to discuss the future baby's situation. Michael is outra...

Worried about Junior's fathering skills, Michael decides to enroll him in a parenting course. Junior...

The Kyles are willing to support Michael's inconsolable employee, Larry, who can't get over losing h...

When Jay works hard to get in shape and run a marathon, Michael thinks that, since he's a man, he to...

The Kyles and Vanessa's parents escort her to her first ultrasound. When asked if they wanted to kno...

Much to Claire's delight, Michael and Jay forget to recite their house rules — ""No friends, no fi...

When Michael's old friend and former bandmate, Johnny ""Saxophone"" Watson, comes to town for a gig,...

Michael's imagination takes off when he finds a package of condoms in daughter Claire's backpack —...

When Jay finds mouse droppings, she demands that Michael hire an exterminator to get rid of them, bu...

Tired of living in the garage, Jr. looks for an apartment and enlists his buddy, John, to be a co-si...

When Kady wants to spend some quality time with her father, she enlists Michael's help in the school...

Jr. restores his prized 1964 Impala, but then he and Vanessa surprise everyone when they decide to s...

Michael and Jay try to hide their disappointment when they don't receive the wedding anniversary gif...

The day after an anti-wrinkle injection goes awry for Michael and he ends up with an unnatural expre...

When an ecstatic Michael scores a ticket to see basketball star LeBron James play at Madison Square...

During a rare occasion when Michael and Jay have the house to themselves, they find themselves remin...

During a rare occasion when Michael and Jay have the house to themselves, they find themselves remin...

Calvin, Vanessa's gregarious father, has an argument with his wife, Jasmine, gets kicked out of the...

When the overwhelmingly strong and gregarious Calvin, Vanessa's dad, begs Michael to give him a job...

Wanting to spend quiet time together, Michael plans a romantic evening with Jay at an exclusive hote...

In his excitement to tape a basketball game, Michael accidentally records over a home video of Kady'...

While Jay is away at a seminar, Michael hires a maid, Mrs. Hopkins, to look after the family. Mrs. H...

In a twist of fate, Michael is recruited as a hand model during Claire's modeling audition. As he fl...

The family plays a game which shows them exactly how much they know about each other.

Jr. and Vanessa announce that they want to have the baby at home with the help of Summer Breeze, a m...

Jr. and Vanessa announce that they want to have the baby at home with the help of Summer Breeze, a m...

Michael can't focus on much else after learning that he'll be going to sports legend Michael Jordan'...

Michael can't focus on much else after learning that he'll be going to sports legend Michael Jordan'...

Michael fails a child-care course for grandparents, so Vanessa and Jr. refuse to let him baby-sit hi...

Michael is reluctant to attend his high-school reunion until a former rival challenges him to a danc...

When an overwhelmed Jr. thinks he is not smart enough to take care of his own son, Michael tells Jr....

Michael advises Jr. that it's ok to spend some time away from Vanessa and the baby, but his advice m...

Jr. is finally ready to propose to Vanessa, but every time he tries to do so, something interrupts h...

At first, Michael is skeptical that Jay can be successful at opening her own soul food restaurant. B...

Micheal's enemy, Bobby Shaw tricks Jr. into signing a contract making Jr. his slave. When Micheal tr...

Jr. and Vanessa announce that they want to get married in two weeks, Vanessa having told Jr. that sh...

When Jay wishes that Michael would give her the kind of romantic attention that she sees newlywed Va...

When Vanessa innocently buys Jr. a foosball game, Jr. discovers his competitive nature and becomes o...

Michael feels neglected because Jay is spending all of her time studying for her psychology final. H...

When Jay insists that Michael buy her a present for ""Sweetheart's Day,"" a reluctant Michael comes...

Michael reluctantly accompanies Jay on a meditation weekend, where he has trouble following the rule...

When the Kyles arrive at the Atlantis, Paradise Island resort in the Bahamas for their family vacati...

While at the Atlantis, Paradise Island resort in the Bahamas for a family vacation, lovebirds Michae...

Realizing that the garage is no longer a suitable living situation for Jr., Vanessa and the baby, Ja...

The same day Michael realizes he can't fit into his favorite pair of vintage jeans, he runs into an...

When Jay tells Michael that their love life will be even better if they are celibate for six months,...

When Jr. wins a national competition for his cartoon entitled ""My Wife and Kid"" -- based on himsel...

Michael tries to leave for a golfing trip with a friend, but the family keeps distracting him.

Jay is ready to graduate from college, but a series of events ruin her appearance.

Michael sells his trucking business to spend more time with Jay and Junior Junior.

Michael buys an R.V. and the family heads to the Grand Canyon for a vacation.

Jay asks Michael to get a vasectomy, but he says no. Eventually he tells Jay that he will go through...