As the Short family's lives unfold in four brief stories each week, they try to savor the moments th...

After Matt walks in on Joan and John being intimate, Joan attempts to lead a group therapy session....

When Matt invites Colleen to brunch with the family, he coaches her through the difficult task of co...

The siblings congratulate Greg after word spreads that he stood up to Joan for passive-aggressively...

Tim and Heather unintentionally make things incredibly awkward for Tyler when he brings his gorgeous...

When Matt and Colleen catch Chad trying to kidnap her beloved pup, Princess, Chad uses the opportuni...

When Jen and Greg interview potential nannies for Lark, they find it difficult to find one they trus...

Joan invites their recently widowed neighbor, Gary Timpkins, to Thanksgiving dinner, during which ev...

When Jen cuts her finger and Greg takes her to the hospital, they finally have the first quality alo...

Greg is still bitter over an accident that sidelined a competitive game of ping-pong he and Matt had...

Colleen joins John and his Air Force buddies for his annual tradition of dirty Christmas caroling. A...

Heather and Tim finally find another couple they actually like to socialize with, but Sophia and the...

Greg joins Colleen's gym and goes overboard gearing up to work out. Also, Heather and Jen host a sec...

When Greg and Jen slip away for a couples massage, the afternoon doesn’t turn out to be as relaxing...

When Joan's freewheeling nephew, Mikey, comes for a visit, the family members are on edge since nobo...

When Tyler and Clementine go to a guitar store, Tyler gets uncomfortable when the attractive salesma...

When John starts feeling old, he attempts to make himself look younger, much to the dismay of his fa...

After realizing that Sophia is growing up faster than he’d like, John buys himself a pet, but it doe...

John and Joan disagree with their neighbors, Jerry and Pam, about who gets to use the hot tub when n...

Greg feels threatened by Jen's handsome assistant; Tim and Heather plan a prank.

Tim thinks wearing a Cinderella dress during March Madness is good luck, so he refuses to take it of...

The first season concludes with John and Joan revealing a shocking secret they've kept from their ki...

In the second season opener, Heather and Tim ask Clementine's parents to convince Clementine and Tyl...

Greg lies to Jen about voting in the presidential election; Heather starts working with Tim at the o...

When Tim accidentally shaves off a huge chunk of eyebrow before an important photoshoot, he hopes Je...

When Colleen teaches Matt her frugal ways, he gets hooked when he realizes how much saving money tur...

When Joan's creative writing teacher, Professor Sinclair Wilde, praises her work, John assumes it is...

John's plan to encourage Samantha to skip her ballet class and take up boxing with his trainer, Troy...

When John decides to try out for "Survivor," Tim gets jealous and attempts to undermine his audition...

When Colleen goes wedding dress shopping with her future in-laws, she must deal with Joan's unfilter...

The Shorts take a trip down memory lane with a #TBT to Y2K, when John and Joan throw a party to cele...

Heather freaks out when Samantha auditions for the high school musical and the director doesn't give...

When Colleen and Matt host the family tailgate party at the L.A. Rams game, they invite former NFL q...

When Greg insists on being Matt's best man at his wedding, Matt is forced to reveal his secret about...

When Greg and Jen hire Allie, a private chef, to cook for them on Valentine's Day, the evening isn't...

When Tim gets two tickets to the GRAMMY Awards from his rock star patient, Charlie Puth, he brings S...

Dinner gets awkward for Jen and Matt when they find themselves alone without Greg and Colleen. Also,...

Greg stirs up an old family feud when he finds money he accused Matt of stealing from him when they...

Matt and Colleen experience crazy sleepwalking adventures after taking a sleep aid; Jen tells Greg s...

Greg becomes frazzled when Lark rebuffs him and only wants to be held by Jen. Also, Heather refuses...

Matt and Colleen have a disastrous time babysitting Lark while Jen is at work. Also, Sophia is far f...

When Colleen goes to Tim for help with an embarrassing ailment, she begs him not to tell the family....

When Greg and Jen take Lark on her first airplane trip, their parental skills are upstaged by anothe...

In the season finale, when Colleen and Matt miss all the flights to Mexico for their wedding, they q...

When the entire Hughes family moves into John and Joan's home after their kitchen is destroyed, thei...

When Jen invites her boss, Paul, and his wife over to dinner to impress him, she and Greg can't reme...

When Heather finds a map to a time capsule she buried with her brothers as kids, they all set out to...

When Heather, Clementine and Jen offer to save Joan from the stress of preparing the Thanksgiving me...

When Tim and Heather go to an expensive dinner to celebrate their anniversary, they are determined t...

When Heather tries to become Tyler's cool best friend, things take an awkward turn. Also, Jen and Gr...

When Jen and Greg hire Clementine as a part-time nanny for Lark and invite her to join them for dinn...

The holiday spirit is alive, well and wildly different for each member of the Short family.

When Sophia asks Matt and Colleen about having children, an animated sequence featuring the whole fa...

When Matt is in a hurry to get to the fertility clinic, each member of the family has a crisis that...

When Jen sings in Tyler's band, she gets caught up in the excitement and creates an awkward situatio...

When Greg and Jen's crazy neighbors invite them to a party, Greg makes up a lie so they can get out...

When Matt drives Greg to a job interview, they encounter a few bizarre obstacles that jeopardize get...

Jen and Greg decide to take turns dealing with her annoying parents when they come to visit. Also, w...

When Sophia feels like she is no longer the cutest kid in the Short family, she tries frantically to...

When Heather tells Sophia she has to get rid of her stuffed animals, Sophia stages a musical with th...

Jen and Greg go to great lengths to find the perfect babysitter for Lark. Also, John becomes testy w...

When Jen is offered a custom painting as payment from a hot new artist, she is thrilled until she se...

The Short family's quirky history is revealed with stories of when Tim met Heather's family for the...

Heather asks Tyler and Tim to buy a bra for Samantha; Joan asks Jen to submit a recipe for the famil...

Jen and Greg find out a surprising piece of news. Also, Sophia wants to get a second piercing in her...

Tim and Heather plan a surprise birthday party for Samantha, but the night takes an unexpected turn...

When the Short family arrives at their vacation resort in the Yucatan, their accommodations aren’t q...

When Colleen and Matt try to impress a potential birth mother, they have a hard time competing again...

While Joan is bedridden recovering from surgery, she persuades Sophia to spend time with her, which...

When Colleen and Matt learn they may not be allowed into the delivery room for the birth of the baby...

After Tim has a heart attack, he becomes super clingy and annoys the entire family. Also, Greg and J...

After John befriends the janitor at Sophia’s school, Mr. Sissel, John learns that Sophia and her fri...

Greg scrambles to find Lark when he loses her at the hospital while visiting Jen and the new baby. A...

Heather and Tim try not to freak out when they get an emergency text from Samantha to pick her up in...

When Tim gets a toupee, the family try their best to hide their horrified reactions; Jen fights for...

When Matt and Colleen treat Jen and Greg to a fancy dinner as a "thank you" for writing a recommenda...

Jen and Greg hire Edna—the cleaning lady who has worked for John and Joan for years—but Jen is horri...

When Matt helps Grandpa Mort efficiently book a family trip to the Bahamas, the family is super impr...

When Tim and Heather realize that being grandparents is very far off in the future, they decide to h...