In the pilot, the boys are desperate to angle for swordfish. After shift-swapping with the entire pr...

Gunther Toody drives the entire station batty chairing the committee to get everyone's favorite desk...

The boys use extraordinary techniques to rehabilitate a recently released petty thief. Unfortunately...

Toody and Muldoon's 9 blissful years as partners stun a researcher who finds the average prowl car p...

Introducing Mrs. Bronson, the sweet Jewish grandmother confounding the boys at the 53rd as well as N...

Toody convinces 'Tessie the Torso', a buxom sex-symbol, to stay at Francis's mother's house. It turn...

A car thieving ring is using an auto body shop to paint stolen cars and resell them. The 53rd is dow...

Lucille plays matchmaker for Francis.

The boys are told to shut down a gypsy ripoff artist, and when they do, the gypsy puts a curse on To...

Gunther and Lucille Toody give their landlord notice because they're fed up with their crumbling apa...

After a chance traffic stop with Hugh Downs, Gunther finagles an appearance on the Jack Paar show of...

Toody is feeling henpecked by Lucille, but musters the courage to become king of his castle after se...

The 53rd Precinct's Brotherhood Club's newly elected treasurer Gunther Toody is determined to invest...

While Schnauser is laid up in the hospital, Toody is tapped by the FBI to go undercover to help them...

The boys from the 53rd put on a Christmas review. Two Gilbert & Sullivan parodies featuring Capt. Bl...

Muldoon's the big expert on rules and regulations, but he's scared to take the test to become a serg...

The boys are attempting to win the barbershop quartet competition for "the old man" Capt. Block. The...

After the police chief drives through Toody & Muldoon's sector, he's so angered by the scores of vio...

Toody is on an undercover detail in Brooklyn with a female cop as his wife and a small boy as his ch...

Muldoon discovers he's grown an inch to 6-foot-seven, putting him one inch over the police regulatio...

Toody is the only person who can appreciate Karpathia's abstract masterpiece, "Lower Manhattan at Su...

The 53rd is embarrassed by the domestic dispute calls that come every Thursday night - from the Schn...

The smartest rookie cop is assigned to ride w/chatty Toody & reticent Muldoon. Can Car 54 survive, n...

Tired of being stereotyped as a mama's boy, Muldoon feigns having a hot date at "the hottest club in...

The boys go under cover at Yankee Stadium to stem the onslaught of pickpockets. One skilled pilferer...

Burkholtz, relegated to the Lost & Found for 15 years due to his extreme laxity is the only choice t...

Leo and Sylvia Schnauser decide to renew their vows with a large wedding ceremony.

The boys of the 53rd Precinct pull together to buy Captain Block the matching Aleutian Ceremonial Ch...

Gunther and Lucille's 11-year-old nephew Marvin, in the Big Apple for a Boy Scout event, helps Toody...

Lucille dyes her hair to get Gunther to notice her, and when he finally does, look out.

Because their partnership has lasted so long, the secret service choose Toody and Muldoon to drive t...

Francis and Lucille get the wrong idea, while watching a steamy movie on TV, that each loves the oth...

When a medical doctor sees similarities between two oxen yoked together for 10 years and Car 54's oc...

The boys recount what happened when Schnauser was taken off his mounted police route.

When the 53rd precinct Whippoorwills audition for Mitch Miller, it's clear which of the 4 is the pro...

Mrs. Bronson causes trouble again -- by moving in to her promised apartment on the day it was promis...

A fortune-telling scam ring mistakes Leo as royalty, and calls Sylvia with the news. Another mistake...

Muldoon's sister Peggy lands a part in the play "Waiting for Wednesday" and the boys of the 53rd Pre...

Toody winds up undercover as part of a mob ring. His intimate knowledge of the area (bank layouts, b...

When Toody takes care of Captain Block's parrot, he decides to teach it to talk. But this backfires...

Sylvia Schnauser goes into delusional rapture when asked to plug cookies on television.

The boys finally bust a nasty nuisance in the Park - "Pretzel Mary". When they see her deplorable li...

When the boys of the 53rd Precinct suddenly show an interest in the clean and uplifting Broadway epi...

After overhearing the Captain rehearsing a play in his office, the boys think he's a kleptomaniac! T...

To get girl-shy Francis to ask the Captain's niece to the Mardi Gras Ball, the 53rd conspires to boo...

A gang buys the cursed eatery next to the bank to drill through the common wall into the vault -- bu...

Benny's up for parole yet again, and the boys are sure he's going straight now. They set him up w/a...

An unexpected challenger vies to unseat Muldoon in his bid to be reelected as president of the polic...

The boys chaperon two Russian ambassadors, and turn them into American capitalists.

Muldoon's father, Patrick was a police captain and a hero -- or was he?

Gunther and Lucille Toody are trying to make some extra money. They decide to rent a room,taking in...

After Tooday tells Muldoon that "today's a very important day",Muldoon,the men & high ranking offici...

The boys of the 53rd Precinct attempt to help rehabilitate chronically drunk Charlie by finding him...

When the boys find out that no one is going to the Bar Mitzvah of one boy on their basketball team b...

A criminal gang bases its heists on the plots of the television program "Crimebusters," which progra...

When a septuagenarian delicatessen owner reports he will be marrying Joan Crawford, the boys of the...

Lucille is upset over turning 40, so Gunther decides to surprise her by buying her a wig for a birth...

Sylvia Schnauser helps the police dept. to set a trap for con artists posing as book publishers.

At the begging and pleading of a girl (Shari Lewis) at a local beauty parlor, Toody and Muldoon enli...

A jinx arrives at the 53rd and continues his streak of bringing bad luck wherever he goes.